BCA vs. Richard Longfellow a.k.a. Fecalophagus

What happens when Beyond the Podcast of 1984 interrogates some weirdo? BCA and his mutant brother (Yes! His actual brother! ) talk about farting, anime, video games, their horrible sh*t noise band, Longfellow's band & other topics! This is what happens when 2 weirdos have a conversation!!

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Greetings from outer space. I am the Missouri land. This is another episode. Episode seven of Beyond the Podcast of 1984. And here I am with a very special guest. Could you introduce yourself so as if I possibly don't embarrass you or by revealing anything but. So who are you? Most people know me as Google Earth. Okay, this is freaking Ophiuchus. Are you also known as Richard Longfellow? Yes. So we're sitting here somewhere, and a Newport was. Is, this weirdo somehow, somehow related or somehow related that not like, related by assimilation, you know, like the thing. But. Elihu. yes. This episode will probably be cluttered and chaotic, much like my brain, because, hey, I could do what I want. This is my show, dummy. Anyways, could you, could you describe yourself? I'm big, fat, skinny, short, tall, white, black guy. And you just wondering, what do you. What do you think? Oh, the started it off because, you know, this is a very serious thing. Very serious episode. what do you think of pooping? Well, I think it's just fantastic. So this question I was asked a long time ago in an interview that never came out, much like a lot of things, because it out people are total flakes. But, when I was just curious and I was asked this and I've asked people, other people this question too. But when you take a poop, do you ever, like, stand up and look back at it and see what it looks like before you flush? Oh, sometimes I even just leave it in the toilet for a while. Flavors. So, Oh, man. Nice face. yeah. Well, yes. Ladies and gentlemen, this is, this is a steep, deep one. well, first and I and I have collaborated and made some pretty horrible crap poop noise. Well, we don't have to be censored here. Shit noise too. And, like, total garbage, but it's been a lot of fun. So what did you think of the first time when we recorded the. Oh, gosh, was it ten two tentacular? None of occasion. It was pretty sweet. I trying to remember the name of Sean Lambert's project. Remember, you do like the the bad air supply covers. It was like, man, I wish I had it right here, but as usual. So I'm not at home right now. So even if I was on home, that tape somewhere upstairs. China. I can't remember the name. It was the some things. I can't remember what was called, but it was. It was the same thing in with, like, air supply, like covers. He had them playing like a karaoke, and it was pretty horrible. Do you remember that on the split? I don't know, it sounded like he was listening to some Kurt tunes, and it was just like trying to sing along or something. I don't know, was he was late Air Supply or something, and I felt like a buffoon. But if you have a that, you know, it's like one of the Billboard Top 100 because it's a sweet, easy listening music. oh. Beautiful folk rock. Kind of like James Taylor, though. I, Ooh, the sun's a horrible slow. Well, also was pretty bad too, but. And then, I fell, you buffoon, because it's like 3:16 a.m., but I won't tell us a little bit about, your life stuff that you done and like your for all your friends involved with it and all that because I, I think people need to hear more about, like, crazy weird noise and stuff. Oh, mostly just, you know, randomly getting together and, you know, friends who like to drink a little bit occasionally and, and, like, we pull out the guitar and keyboard and whatnot, start banging away. I think that's awesome. Kind of reminds me of myself. It's like, hey, man, you know, all these idiots say, oh, man, you have to have like, high tech recording devices. And so it's like, I'm getting sick. It was like all these stuck up, elitist, like, noise assholes. And there's plenty of them out there. And I'm not going to name any names, but you know what? You suck. Oh, you know, I've been doing my band for like over 33 years now, you know, on The Earwigs. And I know you had my first seven. And somewhere around here that split with each of, well, I think is kool aid. Like, was it, trying to where was it you and Dino. Right. Did. Yeah. Could you, like, talk a little bit about that? Like how it all came together and I was like, I know that my acoustic guitar, that I well, I got my newer one CMA sucks, but I'll give you that one. And I mean, you read also like, I don't know, what was the name of the project? It was just like, it was what captain busy and God are you. It's been so long, I don't even hardly remember. Oh, sorry. Yeah, I get that close to your to to be. So, it wasn't us, I don't. What do you think of Jim? Very chamber in your will. Okay. All right. great. So it's a totally boring, pretty cool little shit noise. The only garbage. Trash. Totally boring. I, I met Jim years ago, and and. Sorry. the other. I do like to retell the story sometime, but. Yeah. Sorry, Jim, if you somehow are hearing this, but, I was I totally boring and it's, you know, who are you going to do really, like, no sense of humor or anything, and I like, I'm actually getting crap for that. you know, anybody that doesn't do you don't, quote unquote Nancy, you know, you don't do, like, serious noise. I think that's boring. I have fun with what I do, and some of my stuff is pretty freaking horrible. Like my last album, brochure for the fucking shit is really bad. It's like old school garbage. Like I'm playing drum machine with one hand on my guitar with my other hand, and I didn't even have a microphone. And that's all. All my early stuff. I didn't have a microphone back then, you know. And I know you didn't have a microphone, did you, for your stuff, but real basic. Just a little dinky plastic piece of crap. Oh, so you did have a microphone just for one of my mic recorders. Oh that's cool. But yeah, I mean, what do you think of like. I mean, I think there's a lot of cool noise. You a so-called serious some of the serious bands I like, I really like, I don't I'm, I read on, but I'm reading on like the stuck up ones I totally diss on homemade, you know, bands I like. You do stuff by yourself and it's, it's kind of it's not really super related. It's like those guys are just about bad girls or just a bunch of bottles. And I used what I could I just so I, I'm not I had, you know, a couple keyboards and a few tape recorders and whatnot is use the technology what I got. So didn't you like so would you record stuff that you played on a boombox and have it recorded like next to another one? Yeah, just like I'd record one tape, then I'd start playing and then I'd start recording on another tape recorder while that's playing. And then I'd be. Then I'd turn around like, play both of them and rerecord over the, you know, it's crazy. That's kind of like what Mike Duncan was doing back then with just you were you blew out. No, I got a mix a he was doing with just Steve's Exxon Mobil for and more like you would record like, I guess, vocals and playing, you know, a cardboard box with like, hanger I did he would go over it with like, another layer of his bass and then roll call. So it just it was some crazy stuff. And I would talk to Mike a long time. Don't hate the guy. But anyhow, that's that's all for another day. Just whatever. Anyways, we're doing good, man. So love that your projects Black Man is are still cool, but yeah, it's like, man, my brain is like, I'm like, hey, you know, this crazy dude is playing a video game right now. I good at old swim. I think it's Adult Swim. Yeah. Or is it? Oh, yeah. The old swim playing in the background. So what inspires you to make, like, total shit noise, weirdness? Mostly. It started with you, but, yeah, just like you all think, cruising through YouTube and whatnot and just seeing the different the people posted, you know, I know you and I are both like big fans of like, ridiculous stuff like Tim and Eric. Awesome show. Great job. And, well, do you like the like Tom goes to the mayor? Yeah. What is what do you think of the, bass wizard? He's rocking out with his son, and his son's dead, but they can still have fun. Man, we're just. I don't know, this. This kid's cool, man. I was like, he was like, what are you, like, 6 or 7 or something? Like it was that the other house? Like, oh, it 97. And as soon as turn you were ten years old. Yeah. Wow. Ever. So I met him. He was like, I was watching the anime with. Oh, I was there. I was in areas around the animation. What's up? That one. And, what was it? oh. Go on, loop on the third. And, I know there were some other anime like, God, I can't think of any other titles, can you like? Anyway, that was on back then. sucking Dragon Balls. These have been on forever. Oh, the Sailor Moon and that kind of shit. It wasn't. I like that was on for a while, and then they took it off or something. I don't know, it's like they keep playing stuff and drop on certain stuff and bring in some stuff back. It was, I don't know, something like that. My brains. Yeah. It's like they can't make up their minds. They want to play. And then I remember that the robot on a tsunami or whatever, the little robot, I think he still shows up. This is a big one or whatever. Oh, that's the anime with the the Big Mac. Oh, okay. I've never seen it, but I know it's when you're talking about, Inuyasha. that one. And like, I liked that one, but they first me off. They kept on playing fucking reruns. That's lame. Yeah, that's a problem I had with, like, a couple years ago. I was watching another Eric Andre show, and I love the show, but it's like, did you notice if you're watching? It was the same. They kept repeating. It was like three times in a row. you know what? I thought that was, like, really lame, like a few minutes. Thousand island dressing. Well, yeah, that's one of the. And it's cool. We have to call. It was like a lot of ridiculous, oddball stuff and, like, anime and, like, we both agree that anime girls and video game girls and all that, they're all really cute and awesome. Who are some of your favorite anime girls? Speaking of which, they are like the those who are some of your favorites you could think of? My brain totally farts on this stuff, but pretty much all of them. Okay, I won't do that yesterday. I'll name some and you say yay or nay or hate or never. Okay. Cute, honey. Like Sailor Moon, like sell Venus. I. I can't remember the name of the other ones. Okay. Did you ever see the the hentai series? wasn't as crude as a lot of, like, Dragon pink. Oh, yeah. See, I got a buddy that a dog on Instagram and, super cool guy and he is obsessed with her. I think you probably want to marry her. She is. He's cute. She's really cute. So is the elf on there, the layered elf, which has nothing to do with my dream lady because that girl doesn't have a horn like girl does. Anyways, that's a whole different ballgame. We're not going to go there. How about Kusanagi, who's God who doesn't like Hussein? I if you don't, well, that's your problem, dummy. Oh, God. Oh, come on, I know Fujiko from, Lupe on the third season. Oh, God. I'm trying to go through. Oh, how about most of the girls? Okay, I'll just say bleach. Inuyasha. So wasn't the other one. Oh, it was so. Yeah, it's zero zero. Ouch. Alum. Yeah. all are all of friends from outer space. They keep showing up that her, I'm, I love Lobo is really cute. Oh, yeah. And, of course, Ranma one half. Oh, yeah. Shampoo. Shampoo is cute. She's the one. Not just because of her verbal, but she's the one with the purple hair that is the really, like, high, high pitched voice. Yeah. Like she's like, hold on, hold on. Although she's really cute. And run. Ranma turns to a girl's actually really cute. Well, when Rama is a dude, well, not so much. The dad turns into a Panamera and that has nothing to do with this survey. Okay, just a couple more and then we'll move on to some other really cute anime girls. Oh, God. Come on. You probably. I don't know if you ever seen Outlanders. Princess, come of the Santa. Rescue him by says green hair and horns. Okay, you probably haven't seen that. okay. Wait one more. I was going oh. Area from 0 a.m.. Did you. Have you ever seen the live actions around movies? they're actually badass. It's like she's going after the Ram. And then in the first movie, she gets gone on Earth and there's, like, a big forcefield around the whole area. And then she meets these two bumbling like repairman, and they join her, and it's like she's got her brother, but it's just his brains inside a computer, because I know they kind of explain what happened because they think he's a Ram. Kill them in the anime, but she somehow got his brain or something. But anyways, and then they did a sequel, and the actress is very beautiful. What? What's cool is Ram is the guy that directed at also did mechanical violator Hawk fighter and it was that moon over town. some other live action really kick ass weird like kind of mix of like sort of sci fi slash fantasy action, like really frickin cool stuff. And he was also involved. I don't know if you ever saw that movie Gun Head. stands as one where they're on that island I got, you know, they killed all the humans, and there's like two kids on island. But these, like, chip hunters are like pirates. They land on island and. Oh, God. What is it? I did a song about it with your old Kyron five. And this guy rebuilds this like it's like a military giant mech thing called John the Gun head. And it's always talking about baseball. It's all eyes on. But I have that movie. And what sucks is it. It's really rare. It's like out of print now and like the rerelease DVD is like $70. It's ours because there's like, a lot of cool. I was talking about that with you yesterday. Well, those are a lot, a lot of anime. You know, it's weird that some of it I have never even seen it on DVD, for crying out loud, like just VHS. And now, you know, you got Blu ray and 4K. It was like, well, okay, please put that stuff out. You know, because I don't know if you're like, you're like, kind of like me like into, like more old school anime kind of year A. You ever watch, did you watch first of the North Star? I don't know, they showed that on Cartoon Network. I've only seen a little bit of that, you know what I mean? You definitely got to see like that. There's like 273 episode loads of the TV series, and it's like every episode, Ken sure kills like, like 200 people. I bet my description of of first of them, a star is like mad Max meets the Road Warrior. No, that doesn't even make sense. Not mad Max. Sorry. Like I said, ladies and gentlemen, like it was 330. I actually, a lot of you probably aren't. Ladies and gentlemen, I hate that word. Anyways, it's like if Bruce Lee was mad Max, you know, and he's traveling around, he's traveling around this apocalyptic wasteland. He's been betrayed by his brothers. He's trying to find his his lover, his girlfriend, you know, usually, because they basically took her. They killed his older brother, Raul, killed their father, who was a very kind man. And then, of course, you know, he was betrayed and all this stuff. So he's all he's also getting revenge because different kingdoms on earth are ruled by each, you know, one of his brothers, and they're all just evil bastards are really cruel. And, it's a pretty kickass series. It's the. It was actually shown on Japanese television. And even though, like, when people's heads explode because he punches them so fast, it turns all white, it's still cool, you know? But then, like the first two anime film. Well, I think the anime film, I believe. Yeah, it came out after the TV series and all it was was they took a lot of like the series, but they redid the animation, so it wasn't like they just cut it up and you know, it's would have been cheesy, but it's like one it's like a 90 meter movie and it's badass. It's like my favorite anime and there's a couple others. There's like Water Road, the TV series, which is a comedy parody of, All the Little Bodies and Big Heads, and it's really freaking hilarious. But anyways, this is not the show. It's not just about me, dummy. I hate to say dummy, because Red Fox rules, but. Oh, man. So, do you think that fear ography is a bad thing not have done properly? And like the best of, or all of the muscle anal. Okay. Oh, good. I think I'm good at making up horrible tales. Can you think of any, like, titles like, like, Oh. Okay. Do you actually own a movie with that title? Well, what's the other one? I was a The Best of Anal Degradation, volume 14. wow. Well, the I. Well, the weather out there, it's, cold and wet. Flavors are dry. I think I saw to say I'm in this room and it reminds me of my room is like, it's really messy. Like my room is. We're trying to straighten it up. You know what I'm like I like to say I'm just a very busy individual. Well, I'm also kind of ladies, I don't care. So what is your test? I know that I'm pretty much the same way. that's a cool. That's a cool. Or a picture of Ozzy, who looks like a pretty brunet lady. Well, do they kind of, like, funny if you came out little wisely. I'm as a, I think I'm delirious. Everybody. Because. Yeah. You know what? The last episode I did, it was like, was like, what was it, 145 in the morning? Let's see, what time is it anyways? We're 20 minutes into this episode. I'm trying to think of like, okay, so what kind of music? And, like, movies and stuff do you like? I like most music. Not a big fan of country. I don't, well, any of the 70s country. you know, that's actually the only country that I can enjoy it. I actually don't mind. Like sons of the pioneers from, like, the 1930s. like I do like, Johnny Castle is cool, but, yeah, a lot of country. Yeah. I'm not. I don't like commercial jazz. You know, I really boring. I you're a dude to do it, but it's like really boring. Like, it's like it's all. It's almost as bad as Muzak. So you like a lot of comedy and, like, just random stuff, or then. Yeah, comedy and, like, action adventure type shit, and I don't know, do you really like heavy metal? Yes, I know, I wanted to ask you. So you've seen Gwar or what, 5 or 6 times. Did you tell? Did you could you tell us your story here like that? You've actually got to see the mighty original Gwar, which is like, I'm jealous, man. I've been to the Gwar concerts in Spokane six times now. Seventh concert coming up soon. I'm not exactly sure. So going on and yeah, I don't know what. How about that suit that you have? So I've worn them every trip to the concert. Never watched them keep on adding more blood. Does it smell pretty good or is it like probably doesn't smell. I think they're the chemicals they use are not like bad chemicals. I think it's like Kool-Aid or something. I'm not sure. Some kind of drink mix or something without sugar. then. Yeah, the cover also did smell pretty foul. Like moldy be, you know, sometimes I got to leave them in the sunlight. Oh, man. But. Oh, I'm jealous because I wish I could have seen Gwar with, like, odor through wrong nose, because, you know, he was awesome. Oh, yeah. Saw the original odorous, but at all. That's a heartbreak that he passed away. I'm not kidding. I'm actually serious because, one thing I haven't talked about I need to get more into music on an episode. But the first two more albums, but especially the first one, hello, is. It's my absolutely favorite Gwar album, and I actually have two versions of that. I bought it right though the Metal Blade CD, and what sucks is I posted a thing about it. It's like this. one of my friends goes always does a black and huge on it. That was the last song on the original cassette, because I have the old Shimmy Disc release on cassette. I got in back in like 89 when I found out that the Metal Blade CD doesn't have that song because they redid it on Scum Dogs of the universe and I like the original version way better. But anyways, I paid another like, I don't know, $45 and I had to get like a Scandinavian import of hell. Oh, and my friend Steve Eggs actually. Oh yeah, well, the CD that I got does have it at the end of it, but my friend Steve Eggs has the old LP on red vinyl, and I was talking back and like, he got a long time ago and I was like, God dang, that's, you know, that's awesome. The original War LP make you mad, isn't it? Oh yeah. But no, that's cool. Like, are they an influence, for you at all on on your like, stuff that you do any kind of like I'm not talented enough to do anything like what they do, but, you know, they're definitely, an inspiration. I love what they do. How about ham sandwich or ham sandwich and a Donald flashback machine? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Can you tell us a little bit about what do you think of, like, food for to not like, you know, the, the nut job behind sockeye and ham sandwich and all those crazy weird man's. Oh, he is on ham sandwich. He actually he that's that's just ham. And because what was that CD I gave you last year? Oh, the sockeye, the collection of all their seven angels and stuff. So did you have your diet or. I want to go poop on your pants now. Yeah. If you want to hear some more. Totally retarded. Hilarious. Like that album, the very first song on it is it's a split with that cheesy sensation. That's one of those the legendary introduction. The first time I very first, for the very first time that Earth sockeye, I actually played it introduction for my grandma and she was fell out laughing. But it goes. And as the sun slowly sets on the horizon, I am all my masturbating. And then it goes into the song fucking Shit, which I did a comic, and then I did a scene first and then I comic goal fucking shit. And I might bring them back one of these days, because it's supposed to be really stupid comics. I did, but I actually did a scene role. Fucking shit. I don't know if we ever, if ever, I might have shown you the comic demerit. Fucking shit. I dug my were. That was like a bunch of really stupid dumb comics. Like, just really bad, man. But, crap boards, but favored hell's peers for. I was just happy to be doing this episode because, like I said, doing this is therapeutic for me because it's just nice. but I really have been hanging out my family, last couple days. And then I will be going home later on today. But I've been having a really good time here, and we watched a really a horrible movie. Was that Winnie the Pooh? you only watched, like, part of a new, war to watch this fall? Well, this is, an exclusive song for this. This is, this is the resort of Ellen. And, was it a fecal off or fecal log? Fecal off? I guess this is, this is a wonderful, sweet duo. So I kind of like, you know, Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown singing the song together. So, Mariah Carey and one of those guys. But here's a ballad for you. well, you it boom boom boom boom boom boom. You, I thank you very much. So what do you think of, legend of Marty Greco? Boom. Every one doing. Would you personally like to get together later on? And, Well, I don't know. We could rub each other's backs or something. Would you really wish, dude? Oh, no. Thank you. you obviously you played your resume, Man, that's a lot. What are those? That's not actually spiderwebs. What do you call it? The build up or they're married. That's like crazy. I totally came back. Combo. Okay, so it is spiders. They're visible. The spiders are around anymore. They all. What do you think? That they ended up in my mouth. Well, that's pretty good. But speaking of that. Oh, there's a little dog covered with a shirt down there. he likes to lay down do you have any, like, anybody that you look looking for other people to play online with at all? Because I know you get online. is are you interested in finding other people to play games with? I'm sure. I mean, it's it's always been open invite. I mean, I try to like, be friendly and open with people, but then of course, encounter all kinds of douchebags. I get offended way too easily. So if you want, you can give any information if you want. I mean, it's up to you if you're, you know, looking for people to play online with. Yeah, for sure. What's your I mean what's your like what do you call it, your game day or whatever. It used to be fecal off I guess. But the moderators decided that was way too offensive. Are you serious? Oh, there's your Negro girl. That's. Well, yeah, I was in here with a figure of life, I guess. And, he does, like, really cool, crazy, ridiculous. I don't know if you want to call it cool urban shit noise, but it's pretty good. Profile is now all lowercase temp, temp, dash eight 4 or 5 1670. And that's on PlayStation or PlayStation? Nope. Oh, PlayStation network. So yeah, if you're looking for somebody play games and he's a cool dude and I owe him a message too. Oh, you did ask me what was it? Was that that game that, preorders of Rick and Morty high on Life, legumes. Fucking sweet. Well, what those you're talking about the four movies on there. it was like the four games on there that are four movies. I have two of them. I have a demon win, which is pretty entertaining. It's like it reminds me a lot of, like, Evil Dead, but it's not as creepy. It's still kind of a cool movie. And then Tammy, that T-Rex, which was really super fun. I actually really like that with Denise Richards. She's still scary, but she's super beautiful. but. Oh, I'm having fun here. And it was nice because I was going to come here last week, but because of the way everything, you know, scheduled and work out. So I'm like, I'm here and drinking a lot of bubbly. So crazy. Oh, God. No war. I mean, technically it's I could and I can also get really, really sick because, like, I just it's. I'm not kidding you, man. It's like just thinking about how I felt that one time. I was like, seriously? Like, I was like, 25 days ago. And it was horrible. I mean, have you ever gotten full so horrible you can remember it. It's like the first time I had a hangover. The first the last time was a 1986. I never did that again because I don't understand why people like to drink till you have a hangover. Because me personally, I felt absolutely horrible. That's one reason I don't drink tequila. No. Like you. Yeah, I, I still don't like gin. Well, I loved you. Oh you do see, that's what I was. I mean, when I did drink, but I know some about gin, man. Oh my God, there's it's got that weird aftertaste. It's pretty strong. It's got to, like, got caught in the aftertaste for some reason. Well, like, I mean, I loved, you know, everybody, people out there that know me knowing that I was a big fan and I still saluted Pabst Blue Ribbon, but unfortunately, oh, well, those days are done. But that's okay. You know, it doesn't mean it's changed my I mean, it is an individual. So, you know, we're all bra, bra, bra. What's that? Oh we got we got a few more minutes. I'm just trying to think of stuff to. Oh, oh. Thank you. Left a skidmark. Oh I did it's it's a it's still in brown. doesn't make. No. You know, one thing I like to do is for my people to say don't worry. Doesn't think it's really good. Boots are like with, like, brown. anyways, so this is one of beyond the podcast. I'm I it for a very special dear pal week. A long while of course, and I'm sure we'll do another episode down the road with him. Maybe it will make more sense. I don't know, those are all a matter. I mean, you know what it's like. My buddy told me, hey, man, just do what you want to do. And, like, I don't know, I think it's cool. Let's talk about crazy movies and comic books. but I think we covered some cool stuff here, so. Hey, man, thanks a lot, brah. Then fun and what do you think? oh. People, Their friends changing diapers. Would you help me if I like or diapers and, like I had an accident. Would you help me change my diaper? Maybe you. Oh, it was pretty good. I mean, oh, you know, I would carry gloves and medical creams, you know, because I might have, like, you know, pull ups and stuff. I might just, like, poop on top. You will be refused. Oh, yeah. as you all know me, I always say, till next, take scares the sick. Don't forget to change your underwear and clean the food and we'll see you next time. Even though we can't see you unless we have a set up. And you can send pictures, especially if you are of a certain beautiful alien girl. You can send me a picture of me and then come live with me and marry me, and. Oh. We'll see you later. People keep watching this, guys. And,